Soundtrack Of Chaos T-Shirts

Future garbage truck driver.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'Oh no, it's the Burkes! You stall them here while I go fix my hair and don't let them roam around. Remember, once you have cockroaches in your kitchen, you'll never get rid of them.'

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'Caw blimey!'

'I sense we might be having a problem with our appointment scheduling.'

Hair Traffic control.

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Dog Day Afternoon

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

'You see, you don't really need a cigarette to wake up in the morning.'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

"Cliff's really devoted to his art. He'll wait hours for someone to take a shot to the groin."

Nanny with children on leash

Cook and Octopus

Disorder in the Court!

"For the love of God Billy, you've got to stop putting things up your nose!"

Metropolitan Prize Puzzles.

"I work out of my house filled with kids and pets. My hobby is trying to keep sane."

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

Naughty Puppy Dog.

'Normally I'd be strongly opposed to a womanh your age electing a permanent birth control option...but in your case-'

'When an outboard goes overboard'