Chaos T-Shirts

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Times of the day - Night.

'Before you start in officer would you mind getting me a glass of water?'

"Baldo, why is this music so loud?"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Future garbage truck driver.

Homo Gamus

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Stockwell's day

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Caution: use only under child supervison

Unrest Area.

Dog Day Afternoon

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.