Chaos Mugs

"And a 'good morning' to you, too"

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Sorry, gotta run – Just too many balls in the air right now.

Welcome home from the lake! I need a shower! Ditto! Hey! How about a hug first? I need a shower! I can smell the love!

Times of the day - Night.

Mayhem, Inc. Part 29

'Before you start in officer would you mind getting me a glass of water?'

"Baldo, why is this music so loud?"

In/Out/These Things Happen.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

Homo Gamus

Future garbage truck driver.

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

'It's 10:00. Do you know where your kids are?'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Kiss the Commander in Chef

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

Dog Day Afternoon

Caution: use only under child supervison

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Unrest Area.

Stockwell's day