Chaos Choreographer Mugs

Boy says: 'A Shoe!' Girl Says: ' Bless you.'

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Future garbage truck driver.

Homo Gamus

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Dog Day Afternoon

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

'This is my natural habitat.'

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'Well, we turned water into wine. Anyone remember how?'

'Your father and I support your career aspirations, but we feel you need a new practice space.'

"My mom said a tornado hit my room. I checked my weather app, and it said clear skies."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Recipes.

Cook and Octopus

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

Mad scientist holding bubbling flask in lab

"And I suppose cleaning up after yourself just once would in some way stifle your precious creativity."

'This is getting to be too much for me. I'm thinking of becoming a middlebrow.'

Falling for art

The Secret Life of Pens