Chaos Creators Mugs

Suction-cup marks: Just one of the reasons wall hockey never caught on.

"A tornado? Uh, yeah...that's exactly what happened, Mom, a tornado did hit my room!"

'I didn't want to get the napkin messy.'

'It's a call from Tate Modern.'

"Can Kenny come out to play havoc?"

'Why are you flicking paint on the floor...'

'I can't keep bringing this home for your mates to use as a slide.'

"Quick, make a mess. Company's coming."

'It's called 'Oh Bugger It!' if you must know!'

"Good" "Bad" "Work on it" "Keep working - maybe it's not as bad as you think it is" "Put it to a committee" "Give up" "Make it worse" "Make it better" "Still a bad idea" "Overthink it" "Throw yourself into a pit of wild badgers" "Throw it away" "Call it done" "Sigh."

Face painting.

"Maureen Alsop is leaving her magnolia, and her delphinium and her cats with us this weekend."

Future garbage truck driver.

Homo Gamus

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

Struggling with issues from his own childhood, the Bedroom Bandit would sneak in and jumble children's room across the nation. Not a mother believed it.

'It wasn't long before Larry realized his calling as a lawyer whisperer...'

'Don't be alarmed if you hear the toilet flush a lot. Since you don't feel well, I thought I'd wash the dishes for you.'

'Look, Dad, I made a pair of boots out of your chest waders.'

'Hey, everyone! I think I found the bottleneck!'

'Let's pretend I'm a business owner and you're the janitorial service...'

'You'll find there's no middle ground with Kirk Knoland.'

"Do you realize that you and I have it in our power to cause quite a brouhaha?'

'I suppose an explanation is in order?'

"Hold on a second, Bob. I'm putting you on a stickie."

'We've moved some fussy people, but she tops it!'

"Isn't it obvious? I'm writing the great American graphic novel."

Caution: use only under child supervison

"Funny, I don't remember signing up for this."

Dog Day Afternoon

Stockwell's day

Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.

'Frank is into D.I.Y...'Destroy It Yourself'!'

"I'm making a list of everything we have to do before we go away so we can freak out in some kind of order."