Chaos Kitchen Choreographer Mugs

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

Cookbooks

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Kitchen Tetris

Is that pancake ready yet?

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Anti-inflammation recipes

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

Recipes.

Cook and Octopus

"I mean, he does have a point."

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

Mixed marriage: food fight

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

"Okay, I get the message."

'This Marine Cooking School taught me a great recipe, Mom... you take one-hundred pounds of potatoes...'

"Honey, I appreciate the effort, but you're frightening our son."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"