Chaos Kitchen Choreographer Gifts

Oil Spill: 'Oh dear! That was the last of our extra virgin.'

'Put an egg in the bowl and beat it with the whisk.'

"The dryer giveth and the dryer taketh away."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Cookbooks

"Bungle the flip! Bungle the flip!"

Kitchen Tetris

Is that pancake ready yet?

"Gracie, today I'm teaching you a Bermudez family tradition...passed down from generation to generation! Vamonos! Out! Now!"

"Karen's idea of wine reduction..."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

"The mad king ruled by chaos and corruption. He pitted everyone against each other, and they all lived divisively ever after. The end."

'I burned my fingers by touching the hot breakfast eggs, but next time, I'll peel them before I put them into boiling water!'

"Shouldn't you use a plate?"

Anti-inflammation recipes

"It's a recipe from the 'Anti-Christ' cookbook."

When Fred's super deluxe leaf blower blew up yet again, he wondered where global deforestation is when you want it,

Recipes.

"I mean, he does have a point."

Cook and Octopus

"Hold on, I'll make that coffee to go!"

Mixed marriage: food fight

Cook spills food and has to open a can (tin).

"Did someone just shout 'sinkhole!!!'?"

"Mum, the milk's trying to escape!"

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

"Elaine! The avocados are ripe—what do we do? What do we do?"

"Larry's made new friends learning to cook. He knows everyone at the Recipe Emergency Hotline."

'We did some exciting things with tempera today.'

In his haste to wipe out the hornets' nest, Jerry mistakenly grabbed a can of spray paint,

Over. Under. Sideways. Kid.

"Honey, I appreciate the effort, but you're frightening our son."

"Okay, I get the message."

"You've really outdid yourself this time. A real masterpiece!"