Sound Mixer Wizard Gifts

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

New music conference

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"The subwoofers really help."

Veloci-Rapper

Birds with Headphones

One-man band rehearsal.

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

Books and Phones

Old songs made new

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Club DJ.

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

Cow Sonar

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"The drummer's got to go - he's too loopy."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

Bach Doubles

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

House trained cat

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

"Maybe my argument will make more sense if I run it through some of these sick effects pedals."

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.