Sound Mixer Wizard Mugs

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

New music conference

"Phil's an expert networker. One drink and he's on schmooze-control."

"The subwoofers really help."

Birds with Headphones

Veloci-Rapper

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"That damn dog's scratching again!"

"No, I'm still getting too much banjo."

Club DJ.

"I use to be a human beat-box but found it too humdrum."

Old songs made new

Books and Phones

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Nun reading 'Halo' magazine

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Cow Sonar

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.

Wee Acid Hoose - Drugs and Scottish Reels

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"Bretheren and Sistern out there in Congregational Land!"

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Man holding up a cowboy with his TV remote control.

Bach Doubles

"Is it copyright violation if I plagiarize a plagiarized song?"

House trained cat

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

'Playing out of tune doesn't make it a remix!'

Library computer center: CYBRARIAN.

"Maybe my argument will make more sense if I run it through some of these sick effects pedals."