Sound Wave Wizard Mugs

Cow Sonar

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Future garbage truck driver.

Dog FM. (Man blowing dog whistle into radio microphone).

"The subwoofers really help."

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

Club DJ.

Music Freak.

'This is taking forever. We should've just microwaved it.'

Justice for a heckler.

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

'Congratulations, its a six pound audio technician.'

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'Don't worry, the first 30 years working as a sound engineer are the hardest.'

Doug was right - the woodland animals were attracted to Chopin on a synthesizer.

The reception here is awful!

"Did you hear something?"

International Brotherhood of Audio Engineers: 'Is this thing on?'

"Great! You're hired."

'The sooner you are 'discovered' the better - you're costing your Dad a fortune in electricity!'

'Keep it simple I said...only use three chords I said...'

Wow, is that the new lithotripter? No, it's the new Dolby surround sound system, with extra-tech woofers.

Theremin

'Don't you 'shh' me.'

Musician having a brain scan.

"You're suffering from defective media image. What you need is a spin doctor."

Car cries out for classical music, while young lad wants to put on loud pumping music.

'My ring-tone's inaudible to humans.'

Salesman.

"If you want feedback from the boss, turn up your volume and stand closer to him."

"Where did you get that awesome distortion pedal, dude?"

Sonic MOO

Echo Point. C'mon, let's go. You're never going to get the last bark in.

Roadie rage.