Sound Wave Explorer Mugs

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

'There's been complaints from the neighbours concerning loud music...'

Doppler: coming and going.

Salesman.

"It's jazz, coming up the river from New Orleans."

Marimba

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Bright Idea

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

Snake with headphones.

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Cowpunk

Cow Sonar

The Invention of Bagpipes

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Gramophone Headphone

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

Music Piracy

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

"I think I'm going to fall! Will one of you please make a note of the sound in case anyone every asks?"

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

Rolls Music Store: Grand Piano $6500, Okay Pianos $1500.

Surprise

Learn how to identify the parts of a drum kit

Brain Check

'Don't say anything!'