Sound Wave Explorer Mugs

"Our researchers have discovered that 'E' is the most common, and only, letter in the dolphin alphabet."

Echo Point. C'mon, let's go. You're never going to get the last bark in.

'There's been complaints from the neighbours concerning loud music...'

Doppler: coming and going.

Salesman.

"It's jazz, coming up the river from New Orleans."

Marimba

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

Bright Idea

Saxophone Player.

"We tried 'Baby Mozart,' but he prefers 'Baby John Cage.'"

'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'

"Albert is the first whistler to use hearing aid feedback as an intro to one of his tunes."

Computer Music

Snake with headphones.

"Why haven't noise cancelling headphones been invented yet?"

'Is that you cell phone or mine?'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

Cowpunk

The Invention of Bagpipes

"I call it 'You kids turn down that so-called music. I can't even hear myself scream.'"

Music Shop Percussion. I don't know if I should get a snare, kettle, bass or bongos. That's a conundrum!

'It's OK, it's not somebody strangling one of our friends: It's just a bagpipe player...'

Cow Sonar

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Gramophone Headphone

Earplugs £2 a Pair

Music Piracy

Compact Disc: "01011100110001011011010001111...."

'I said you can't touch me - it's my religion.'

"The next song was inspired by thousands of other songs."

'You're not what we hand in mind when we advertised for a new organist.'

"I think I'm going to fall! Will one of you please make a note of the sound in case anyone every asks?"

Surprise