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No, not "tenor." I said he's a "ten-er" --- It's advisable to be ten miles away when he sings.

"When I start my car, it makes this terrible noise."

"Ahhh... close enough."

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Audio Books

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

Crowded Ice Fishing

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"So why do I feel like we're being watched?"

Cyber Dream

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"When catch-up TV finally catches up"

Hot Towel Web Service

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

"How to deal with weeds."

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'