Sound Escapists T-Shirts

Ear Muffs - ".. and with your two weeks in Ibiza, you get a free pair of these."

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Bad Timbre: the world's first Garage Philharmonic Orchestra

Audio Books

'We'd just like to get away from all leading economic indicators for a while.'

"So you're just now tellin' me I was hatched from an egg and I coulda' left years ago?!?"

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Ding" "Dong"

"FREEDOM!!!"

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

"I packed the cooking gear like you told me, Dad...where do I plug it in?"

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song, too."

'We took a look at our passport pictures and realized that we need a vacation.'

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

'Here is your new stereo. It's got a SupaDeep Woofer System, with it's high octane surround sound, I'm sure it will fit smoothly into your life. But for God's sake; don't turn it on.'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Virtual Lap Dancing

"Are there sharks in the water?"

A violinist adds balloons and bells to her bow.

How time can get away from you.

'I realize this has been your favorite camping spot since you were a kid...but it's just not the same with all the construction over the years.'

"There's apparently another one of those rescue ships coming to take us back to civilisation. . . quick, let's hide!"

Man in the rain wants to go on holiday.

"Hey, it's the scouting virus! It doesn't affect your pc, it just makes you want to go camping!"

"Stay! Do not chase us! Staaay! Staaay!"

'I became Free-Range a long time ago when I managed to pick the lock of my cage and escape...'

'He's gone off me - he had a FULL tank!'

"It's amazing. I hear some of them can endure the same boring, pointless positions for years on end!"

Peculiar Instruments From Around The World

'Inner-city kids in search of a butter life.'

"You know what I like about L.A.? We don't have to be interesting anymore."

"The tide is out at the moment so here is some music while you are waiting..."

'Trump Free Hour 4-7'