Sound Escapist Mugs

"When I start my car, it makes this terrible noise."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

Woman dreaming about being on vacation.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Force quit! Force quit! Force quit!!"

Ice fisher.

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'

Audio Books

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

A tourist watches a television on the back of a donkey

Crowded Ice Fishing

"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."

Fish swimming by fishermen's feet - 'This looks like a safe place.'

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

Man fishing while aliens invade.

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

Cyber Dream

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

'Elaine, take a ditty.'

Blowing up the camping mattress.

Hot Towel Web Service

'Now don't forget, polar bears can be sneaky buggers.'

Some days Ted's head would get stuck for hours.

"I'm looking for a data plan that will be constantly out of service so I can tell my dates I didn't mean to ghost them."

"How to deal with weeds."

'I don't know about you, but I sure could use a vacation.'

'Ocean sounds won't be heard, so that we may bring you a paid commercial program on offshore investment opportunities.'

"I won't lie to you: It was quite an ordeal to move the upright piano in..."

'Come back and get me about noon.'

"Remember when we used to waste our entire lives for free?"

City Dog - 'Big trouble - haven't seen a fire hydrant in hours!'