Soulful Thinker Gifts

Heart in a bottle

"Kierkegaard is telling me one thing, but my inner Diana Ross is telling me another."

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

'Is the glass half full, Wally, or half empty?' - 'Oh, oh! Trick question!'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Jean-Paul Sartre

Being and Nothingness Pop-Up! (book)

"Let me slip into something a little more thoughtful."

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

reincarnated worm...

"The way he stacks those blocks, I see repression, some hostility, and a lot of dissatisfaction with his place in society."

"Your son is asking a lot of questions about the giant hands in the sky that controls everything."

"Je suis Descartes, donc, je pense."

Pinocchio's Second Realization

Chiller Theatre

'The Questioner'

The Thought Process.

Shoulda, Woulda, Coulda

'This has all the makings of a fable. But first lets take lots of tests.'

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"I need him to stop think and start listening."

'The sound of one hand clapping.'

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

"....But then I find myself saying, what if there isn't more to life than this?"

"The overthinker"

Pastorius wonders why.

Paul Ree

'Some days I just feel so stuck in a rut that I wish I'd never been invented!'

Zenemies.

"If there were really a God, trees would come with outlets and wifi hubs."

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Hey! If you're here to marvel at the smallness of your existence within a glorious, vast and unknowable universe, there's a line!"