Soul Patch Lover Gifts

'Let's see...yes, there is a wing upgrade for a soul patch.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

'You certainly went to town growing all that lettuce so I've dressed for dinner.'

'Honestly, Geraldine, you're not like any other penguin I've ever met.'

'These spare Christmas decorations make perfect bird scarers.'

Joseph and his coat

Little Richard

'Look! I grew a carrot!'

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

'You're meant to take off the old nicotine patches before putting on a new one!'

"Can you believe we walked right past security?"

"Leftover seeds."

Make do and mend

Devil Buying Soul Music

'He's not real, It's just something Charles Schulz made up'

'I adore a man of many parts.'

Dalmatian Tattoos

"No, there's nothing wrong. I just took a shortcut through the onions."

"I guess we’ll take that one."

"Soul patch. What do you think?"

Adele plus inspiration

Woman's fist comes flying out of copy of 'Amy Winehouse's Greatest Hits'

Smokey Robinson caricature.

Stevie Wonder caricature.

"I like these northern soul clubs but where do I put me whippet?"

'Do the patches help?'

'Addicted to the Internet? Try our new patch!' (At the pharmacy).

'Noway I could become sedentary: I like roaming the plains too much...'

Blues restaurant: '...have a bad day.'

'She won't admit it, but I think she's had a facelift and a nose job.'

"Gasp - new nicotine patch...new nicotine patch..."

"He's our funksoul brother."

Patch tattoo

'I gave up smoking - now I'm on 20 patches a day!'