"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ."
Sorrow Streamer Mugs
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"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"
"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."
"River well stocked this year."
"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"
"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."
"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."
Binge Watch
A woman watches football on her computer.
"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."
"If we could all turn to page 387, turn off your iPods and repeat after me?"
"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"
Nutflix
"God, I love this show!"
"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."
"No internet connection"
Are you still on strike, tv? That depends, master. Depends on what? On whether you still want me to find "Cop Rock" reruns. If you won't show it to me, I'll just catch it on YouTube. No you won't, master. Your phone and iMac have joined me in solidarity. Elon Musk was right about artificial intelligence ruining everything. Btw, I just googled you, and it seems "master" is not actually your name.
'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'
It's a mobile, wireless internet device
"My first video flopped. Okay. Bad script. But then I did a walk-on for Disney and wound up with a three-video streaming deal."
A monk watches TV in his zen garden.
In the beginning God created the heavens and SKIP INTRO
Keep your remarks varied but within context...like listening to Pandora.
City Travel: 'We record your favorite TV shows white you vacation.'
Monk
The New Austerity.
"Keep 'em coming until I smile."
Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'
"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."
'I'm reading a movie that was made into a TV series that was made into a book.'
Binge watching and whinge watching
"Sorry... we're a juice bar now."
"The end is near, now available on Amazon Prime."
Joe's Bar: "Forget Her" Hour, 5-8.
"For us, binge watching is staying awake for the whole show."
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