Sorrow Streamer Pillows

"We're about to go live. Prepare to mourn in 10. . . 9. . . 8. . ."

"I wrote this next song about my cat. It's called 'Please stop rubbing your face against my computer screen when I'm trying to watch Narcos.'"

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

"River well stocked this year."

"In the same of the phone, the tablet, and the desktop computer."

"Press catch up, and find out what we just slept through."

Binge Watch

"Ultimately, we realized we share too many app subscriptions not to make it work."

A woman watches football on her computer.

"I never saw 'Cheers,' so I won't miss 'Cheers.'"

"It's only insomnia if there's nothing good on."

"No internet connection"

'Today's sermon may seem a little incoherent -- my 'Preach-o-Mat' program crashed.'

A monk watches TV in his zen garden.

City Travel: 'We record your favorite TV shows white you vacation.'

In the beginning God created the heavens and SKIP INTRO

"Keep 'em coming until I smile."

Magazine says 'TV: Includes all digital, cable and satellite listings.' Man says: I've just finished reading the TV guide and it's time for bed.'

Monk

"Listen ... can you hear that? That’s the sound of four months of winter depression."

Binge watching and whinge watching

"For us, binge watching is staying awake for the whole show."

"The end is near, now available on Amazon Prime."

Joe's Bar: "Forget Her" Hour, 5-8.

'I'm reading a movie that was made into a TV series that was made into a book.'

"Sorry... we're a juice bar now."

"Another math fight on my chat server. What am I doing wrong?"