Soothing Mugs

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

Bowled over again!

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

'He likes to power nap.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

Lazy Octopus

University Soapflakes

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Lady of the bath...

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Homo Gamus

American Idle.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"Eventually, you'll learn to hate your body, then love it again, then hate it—and back and forth until the beach becomes very complicated."

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

Get crazy once in a while

"And then, when I feel like a rum punch and breaded shrimp, I can just swim to Tony’s Trattoria."