Self-conscious Soother Mugs

'Does my bum look big in this'

At the end of each day, Gary had approximately 7 minutes of free time – which left him feeling very vulnerable.

"He's got no clue how easy he has it compared to his ancestors."

"I think I need an extra pillow."

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"I'm thinking of turning this home office into a man-cubicle."

"Instead of years of therapy, I decided to go for chocolate."

Pet a Puppy

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

Teddy bear with a red balloon.

"Surprise!"

Susie knew she could rely on big Ted for comfort.

'This one's good if you like to toss and turn all night.'

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

'Perhaps Sallie had made her bookshop too comfortable'

'I'm even starting to watch Lifetime.'

"Funny. My girlfriend said the same thing."

'I'm just going to go and slip into something more comfortable, like denial.'

"Wow, these slippers are really warm!"

Electric Blanket.

The Comfiest Hombre in the West

"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."

"It's our latest scent...Dryer Sheet."

'Beer's more than just a food -- it's a comfort food!'

"Why do they call what we're wearing 'sweats'?"

"I'm thinking of starting my own range of 'inactive' wear."

Item #3715 - cozy cardigan

Beat Fatigue - Stay in Bed.