Soothing T-Shirts

Introducing Ambient Books: No beginning...no middle...no end...just a bunch of sentences specially written to soothe and relax the reader.

'The History Channel is all reruns.'

Domestic Superheroes!!

"Christmas - what a fuss eh?"

"Have you tried binge-watching a show together?"

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

He's in training for the rugby World Cup.

'The following program is intended for beer bellied, sports crazed, couch potatoes!'

'I'm not sure which one is the role model.'

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

'He likes to power nap.'

"I've no idea. Maybe it's the slumber channel."

"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

Where the Appalachian Trail Crosses the Path of Least Resistance

"Nervous about this morning's presentation?"

Lazy Octopus

"I can't wait for vacation - I'm going to go sun myself in a south-facing window."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Lady of the bath...

Walking a dog on a treadmill.

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

Homo Gamus

Sunbathers.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Bill and Lester have a 'Hay Day'.

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

Love is when you watch television together.

Get crazy once in a while

"I'd go with you, but I'm a non-sporting breed."

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."