Soothing Sound Lover Mugs

Soothing Sounds have 'Purr of a Cat'.

"I try to provide soothing customer service, but no, I'm not going to sing you to sleep at night."

Shepherd and eurydice

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'It's good - but it's not digital quality.'

I could have danced all night!

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

Tut and Carmen.

Impressing dad.

Omara Portuondo

"This next one is called 'The Sermon on the Mount.'"

"I had a fear of speaking in front of people, which is why I shadow puppet and sing the lessons."

Bank Loan Dept. Personal Business. Uh-oh, some loans have gone bad! A tennis pro defaulted and a novelist is in Chapter 7. The bed linens company folded and the scuba school went under! Are any of our loans still good? Yeah, the music streaming service is totally sound! And ironically, the lighting company is in the black!

"After the show, I'll be autographing any computer or phone screens where my albums are streamed."

A Fairytale Update

"And these are the Fab Four Noble Truths."

Romantic Violinist.

'Why don't you ever look at ME that way?'

Triangle

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

George Michael

At the rock concert...

Taking a peek at the audience

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"I'm the only sane artist in the world."

"Anachronism or not, it just ain't the fourth without the ribs and Willie Nelson."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

'Man, times have changed.'

Spring Training

'I met him on a Monday and my heart stood still (would you believe?)')

"I remember him before he was getting hte winter fuel allowance."

'Good news. We're not Daft Punk.'

We tried rocking her to sleep, but she still seems tired and cranky.

"She loves you... yeah... yeah... yeah..."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.