Sleepy Sound Enthusiast Mugs

"Baldo, why is this music so loud?"

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

Wordplay: Hibernation.

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Future garbage truck driver.

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

My other cello is a Stradivari

Artist and Musician

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

A man cheers

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

Broken Alarm Clock.

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

Do not disturb...

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

"You were snoring."

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

"What's with your hair?"