Sleepy Sound Enthusiast Mugs

"Baldo, why is this music so loud?"

"I think I need an extra pillow."

"I spend my day prepping for a good night"

'I'm going to drag my sled up and down the sidewalk until the noise drives nature crazy and it snows.'

Wordplay: Hibernation.

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

Future garbage truck driver.

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

"Maybe we should have just had a baby..."

Artist and Musician

A man cheers

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

My other cello is a Stradivari

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

A breakthrough in the morning meeting

"I'm down to only one nap a day. From 8 am t0 8 pm."

Broken Alarm Clock.

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

'Okay. Time to get up. 1... 2... 3... Go!' - 'Actually, maybe I'll just rest my eyes for a few seconds.' - 'Zzzzz...'

'I hate counting sheep. I get enough math at school.'

Do not disturb...

'Don't take this the wrong way, Honey, but not only have I decided to hibernate this year, but I want to hibernate in the spare room...'

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

Downside of a memory foam mattress.

'You haven't heard anything yet!'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

"You were snoring."

"What's with your hair?"

"I only drink decaf, otherwise I'm awake up to four hours a day."

Let's not do anything we'll regret in the morning. I like to sleep past noon.

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

'I told you we should have gone wireless.'

This is our 36th nap today - I can't read you a bedtime story EVERY time.

Baby zipping himself up then going to sleep

"Let's go to sleep so that when we wake up today will be tomorrow."