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"...and so I left Wall Street and made a killing in poetry."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Poetry repairman

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

The Poet.

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

Algernon Swinburne

'Oh, come on, Bill, surely you can do better than 'there was an old lady from Nantucket!''

Thomas Wyatt

'She blogged her first word today.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

Ear Bud Hijacking

Alexander Blok

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

'I'd like to renew my poetic license!'

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"

"Never be afraid to take me into your confidence, Sally, I'm very partial to stoolies."

A boy wanting another boy to share an oyster