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"...and so I left Wall Street and made a killing in poetry."

Two priests share a laugh outside a confessional booth

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

"I forgot to take a pic of the tacos."

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"The best thing about this, is the lovely honeycomb centre."

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

Shakespeare working on his "author's bio"

Girl to girl: 'A friend is someone you don't have to call dibs with.'

Poetry repairman

Olden Day Battle of the Bands (Bard vs Sonnet).

'You put it down for five seconds. I get it now.'

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

"It's my box of secrets. It has things I've thought about but would never tell anyone!"

"First of all, this conversation never happened."

The Poet.

'Major poets' 'Minor poets' 'Free agents'

4 Rules For 'Serious' Poets

"I can write beautiful poems, but they all rhyme with gin."

Algernon Swinburne

Thomas Wyatt

'Oh, come on, Bill, surely you can do better than 'there was an old lady from Nantucket!''

'She blogged her first word today.'

"As you can see this is pretty embarrassing so I'd appreciate keeping it between you, me and this fence post."

Ear Bud Hijacking

Alexander Blok

"I did share! I gave Dougie all my melted candy."

'Mom calls this a diary where you write private thoughts no one else can see. What fun is that?'

'I'd like to renew my poetic license!'

"We'll you're never gonna get it."

'Now that we're married, I thought I should be less selfish. Here, take the TV remote while I get a snack.'

"Never be afraid to take me into your confidence, Sally, I'm very partial to stoolies."

"I don't care if 'Pet Rescue' is on - get off my chair!"