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Tory end-of-conference sing-along.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Trump! The Musical

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

Night of the Zombonies.

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

'Oh Hi!'

You are my sunshine!

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"OMG, LOL!"

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

"Steamed vegetables."

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"They're so like us."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

"Amateurs."

'It's cutting edge theatre.'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Russia Money Laundering