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Tory end-of-conference sing-along.

I've been teaching art history for decades. Students today ask new kinds of questions. No, I doubt a gluten-free menu option was available that evening. Nope, the artist was not making a statement about climate change. No, despite the umbrellas, this is not about sun exposure safety. Well, yes, I suppose you can say it's a selfie.

Madonna of the Pukes.

"Who's got the hammer?"

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Trump! The Musical

Gay Times...

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

'Oh, it's a long, long time...From here to November...'

Night of the Zombonies.

Mister Bundles VS. The Martians - Part Thirty Four

"When you say the meek will inherit the earth, does that include the mineral rights?"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"What the...They wrapped me in toilet paper!"

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

You are my sunshine!

"OMG, LOL!"

"Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama?" "That's right." "What's right?" "Who plays ball with the Dalai Lama." "Why are you asking me?"

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

'He took from the rich and gave to the poor? It sounds like wealth redistribution.'

"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."

Uses of a Dead Cat in History: Dead Cat Crown Jewels

Don Quixote is Caged (Don Quixote).

"Nice epic battle between good and evil!"

'Oh Hi!'

I put a picture of my lunch on Facebook, and nobody hit "like." Who doesn't like Slim Jims and beer?

"Whoa. Jeff. Looks like you got that job at the cosmetic testing lab."

"They're so like us."

"Steamed vegetables."

'The boss said I never made any profits and I never found customers worth mentioning and that's why he promoted me to the company's chief bad example!'

'This one is for serving 27 years in the military without anyone finding out I'm gay.'

'...And now, the film most criticized for eroding traditional family values, the nominees are...'

Russia Money Laundering

"Amateurs."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.