Song Request Fanatic Gifts

'My final request? How about 'Who Put The Overalls In Mrs. Murphy's Chaowder?''

'Fetch.'

Cimafunk

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I'm working from home today."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Super hero dog.

Boy and his dog

Punk Reindeer

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

"And this is where we all gave up."

"Check out this new store."

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

Volcaniax

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

Ray Davies

Robbie Williams

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'Max and I have a give and take relationship. He sniffs my butt...and I let him.'

The Little Drummer Boy.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

Music for car stereos

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Ozzy Osbourne