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'My final request? How about 'Who Put The Overalls In Mrs. Murphy's Chaowder?''

'Fetch.'

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

'Super Dog'

Meet Me Outside St. Louis

"I'm working from home today."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Super hero dog.

Punk Reindeer

Boy and his dog

"Throw, fetch, throw, fetch, throw, fetch. It all seems so obsessive-compulsive."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"And this is where we all gave up."

'I'll fetch your newspaper and your pipe, but the slippers thing is just too kinky.'

"Check out this new store."

'I'm a SNOOOW-Man,...doo-doot-doo-doo, doo-doot-doo-doo, I'm a SNOOOW-Man!...'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

Volcaniax

Talent, pluck, or plain dumb luck?

'I'll bet you taught him that!'

The Little Drummer Boy.

"I'm taking a gap year and then getting my Master's in Fetching and Staying."

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

"Give it up—Frisbee is your game."

"Honestly, I prefer stick."

"Watch his feet - if he doesn't step into the throw, he's going to fake it."

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Music for car stereos

'People who can read Venn diagrams...'