Song Lyric Sleuth Pillows

'And they say we get too much useless rubbish for Christmas!'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Joan Hickson

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

Two men converse secretively

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

"That's more like it!"

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

Idenity Parade.

"All the letters in the alphabet are one-syllable words. Tell that to "W"."

Bored-again Christians.

Detective Honky

"Just as we suspected, he's running a dummy company"

Music theft.

"What about hiring a Private Detective?"

"I'd like you to find him... get the Netflix password then lose him again."

Man investigating man investigating footprints.

"We'll be late. We can't leave until we find out what's beeping."