Sleuth Seeker Pillows

"What about hiring a Private Detective?"

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

'Excuse me sir, but some guy is stealing your wallet.'

"Evidence suggests she was working on the puzzle, got up to make tea, husband enters and puts last piece in..."

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

Secret footage from Roswell, shows an alien and debris from a crashed UFO

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Your hunch was right, Officer Garcia. We'll need a good editor to clean up this manuscript and bring his unfinished novel to a satisfying conclusion."

Paranormal A-Z...

Unfinished painting of a monster in a lake sits beside the lake with no painter in sight

Joan Hickson

"I said slime."

"My latest sighting turned out to be just another weather balloon."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

Philosophy Department: You are here but why are you here?

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

Sphinx Comes Alive

Cheating Death.

Spiro & Pusho illusionists

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Alien flies in a spaceship out of a postbox.

'Oh my!...Corn circles, Roswell, aliens, pyramids - there's a connection!...'

'Where's the elephant cemetery? It's a secret, and anyway, you'd be the last person I'd tell!'

Bigfoot tracks...

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

'Should I just hit 'reply to all' and save the government the trouble?'

Experts through the ages.

How they did it . . .

"Hacking and eavesdropping are my top skills. I guess you could say I'm a good listener."

"I'm a brilliant stalker and love photography, so I thought: why not?"

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

The Modern Godot

"I get it!"

'I see a beautiful young woman. You're naked, she's leaning over you. Oh, wait. She's performing your autopsy! '