Song Lyric Sleuth Prints

'And they say we get too much useless rubbish for Christmas!'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Joan Hickson

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

By the year 2500, 1 in 10 academics will devote their entire career to divining the meaning of the word 'sussudio'.

"Grammar-police, sir, we have some questions about your online posts and the inappropriate use of apostrophes."

Thesaurus Publishing: In a Meeting, Gathering, Conference, Forum, Discussion.

How hit songs get their names

"Let me through... I’m an armchair detective!"

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'Loose lips sink principalships.'

'But Holmes, how did you know what the victim had for his last meal?'

"It's a puzzling case, Watson. For all I know, the culprit could be staring me right in the face."

Two men converse secretively

'I got my grant to study why the word 'COOL' persists generation after generation'

'Let's go over it again: the cat is out cold, and the only clue is a little wet castle...'

Catholic Priest Gay Mardi Gras

"That's more like it!"

"My libido?...What the hell does this even mean?"

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

Idenity Parade.

"All the letters in the alphabet are one-syllable words. Tell that to "W"."

Bored-again Christians.

Wow! He can hear a song just once and then play it? Yeah, he has a phonographic memory!

Detective Honky

Subliminal messages!

wikileaks

"Just as we suspected, he's running a dummy company"

Music theft.

"What about hiring a Private Detective?"

He wasn't talking about baseball, Ernie ... He said "in the beginning", no "In the Big Inning".

"We'll be late. We can't leave until we find out what's beeping."

Old West Trackers. It's either ten guys on horseback or a caterpillar crawled into my ear again.

"I'd like you to find him... get the Netflix password then lose him again."

Man investigating man investigating footprints.