Song Debut Pillows

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Just be yourself."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Piano Recital

Silly wig.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Is this your first book launch?'

Snail Man

Sumo Love.

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."