Song Debut Prints

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Just be yourself."

Producer, Director and Novelizer.

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

Piano Recital

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

Silly wig.

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'As I walk through the halls, I see teachers teaching and students learning and I say to myself, 'what wonderful school, what a wonderful world.''

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Movie Awards. Winner. It's been a big night for Ernie! He won three times at the movie-set caterer awards! On one set he made a healthy, refreshing beverage that received rave reviews from the cast and crew. He won the "best pitcher" award for it. Did they say he won for best costumes? No, his dressings won. His sticky buns won also. For "best leading roll" performance, right? No, for best "cinnamontography"!

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Is this your first book launch?'

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

Snail Man

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Sumo Love.

"Yes, in the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight, but he snores!"

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

'Row, row, row your boat, Gently down the stream...'

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

'I hate to tell you... it's not 'amber waves of gain'.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

Daniel Day Lewis