Debut Novel Prints

"That was too many fresh original voices for one night."

"Just be yourself."

First Novels.

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Writes A Novel

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Silly wig.

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'Is this your first book launch?'

"Tom's writing has been going really well! He's written over 200,000 words. Now he just needs to work out what order to put them in!"

Sumo Love.

Snail Man

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'Yes, I'm very excited. I really think that I will make my mark as a surrealist miniaturist.'

Mary Trump

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"This is my first book, but if I like it I may buy another in the near future."

"I wrote, self-published and remaindered it myself."

"January 11. Still struggling with the novel. Chopped more firewood."

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

Hope you're still writing that novel!

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"

"My first novel is a prequel of a sequel, it's about time travel."

Getting Published

"It's about keeping the bunny alive within each of us."

Grand Piano

'You may well, Ms. Ferris, one day write a 'Fifty Shades of Grey' bonkbuster, but today your account is one shade of red.'

BOOKSHOP, 'We're pushing our do-it-yourself kit today, sir -- a ream of paper and a dozen pencils.'