Career Debut Pillows

Opening night at the circus: "How's everyone's jitters?"

'Be gentle with me, it's my first novel.'

"Just be yourself."

"This is my new country song I wrote about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

'There they go - off on their own - and a finer bunch of fledgelings one couldn't ask.'

Applause. Clap clap bravo. Spring musical. Cats. You were terrific! Our little girl!

"An actor, you say? Guess you caught the acting-like-a-waiter bug."

Piano Recital

"Toi Toi Toi!"

Silly wig.

"From the gentleman at the end of the barre."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

Madame Rejane- Famous French Actress in the Part of Madame Sans Gene

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

Good luck tonight, xoxo, Coach.

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

Sumo Love.

Are your parents here? Spring play! I can't tell.

This is Twig's scene. Get ready! That's her! Where? There! Too late. Nice shot of Jessie Caldwell. Wasn't she fabulous.

Snail Man

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Hirer to employee handing him lighted hat: 'You'll be starting at the bottom.'

'As is the fashion these days, it's about nothing.'

Girl who had a bowl of trifle spilt over her dress at her court presentation party the night before

"I just got a huge advance for my first novel. It's about a writer who gets a huge advance for his first novel."

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'Honey, this the start of a fantastic career! Lunchtime is over and I still haven't been fired!'

'I hereby sentence you to 40 years labor in an office with fluorescent lighting, just enough salary to keep you alive...'

PEP TALKS!

'Larry, did you feel THAT? Your career just peaked! And on MY show! Isn't that fantastic?'

"Hogsworth, I'm starting my son at the bottom. No executive washroom key until he breaks 90."

"As your first novel, it starts out badly and just falls away!"