Sonata Mugs

Maestro

"Better bring me another cookie. The last one fell in the water."

'Now that I've lost weight, I can't afford new clothes in my size.'

Concert Pianist.

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

"Winter is coming, and there will be months without much sunshine, so it's important that you take your vitamin D supplement Darling..."

'But Mom, I like potatoes in their jackets.'

"You're a strong, virile stallion of a man, Randy. Has anyone ever told you that?"

'Congratulations on your 100% plant-based diet. I'm referring you to a botanist.'

'All those vegetables Mom's been feeding me finally paid off. I'm a squash.'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

'The doctor said oily fish was good for his brain development.'

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"In our house the four major food groups are Bordeaux, Merlot, Chardonnay and Champagne."

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

'I realize it's not on the menu but I'm on a diet and I'd like an air fern salad.'

"I haven't lost any weight after two weeks of dieting, but my hair's getting thinner."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'They say you have to drink 4 times as much merlot as pinot noir to get the same level of anti-oxidants. Isn't that just too, too bad?'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'Too many people in our state are overweight, Senator. They want fat-free pork.'

"I don't care if it's plant-based, you're creeping everyone out."

"Of course, I'm willing to negotiate. . ."

I read an article about the health benefits of dark chocolate so I make sure all the donuts I eat are covered with dark chocolate.

'Ahh...now there's a man who understands women.'

'I'm taking you off that banana diet, Mrs Smith!'

North Fork, the town too tough to diet.

'Dad, you know that I'd never buy a pet that eats meat. Luckily, I found a guy who sold me the World's only vegetarian dog!'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

Poetry in motion - Runners quoting poems as they jog.

"They're healthy? All this time, Mom said carrots and raisins were nature's candy!"

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

You Will Have a Merry Christmas. . . Resistance is Futile.

'Do you think I need to eat less. Do you have a book you could recommend to tell me how?'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'