Sonata Enthusiast Mugs

'No-one can avoid cuts!'

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Concert Pianist.

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

Santa CGI Effect

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"I want a pony!"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'And that,and that,and that...'

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

Maestro

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

The Reindeer Strike

Luthier

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

Sergey Rahmaninov

SANTA'S ATTORNEY

Great Moment in North Pole History

"Take a shower first. You smell like a chimney."

"The cookies are always stale."