Sonata Enthusiast Gifts

'No-one can avoid cuts!'

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Concert Pianist.

Santa Claus's Mail

High security Santa's grotto

'Office Woofers. For the quiet and obnoxious boss.'

"I prefer to talk to Mrs. Claus. She doesn't care if I'm naughty or nice."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"Anything but milk and cookies."

"Eventually the instrument becomes an extension of your body."

'This year I'm deliverying everything FedEx!'

'You still owe me the pony from last year!'

Santa CGI Effect

"Pepperoni pizza is my favorite! Ah, Billy, you little suck up!"

"Before the defense rests, my client would like to read you a little sonnet he composed about his love for the jury."

'How do we know the NSA hasn't hacked your naughty list?'

'How do you think he stays so merry through the holidays?!'

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

"I want a pony!"

'And that,and that,and that...'

'Well, I'll try, but cheese seems to be the 'must have gift' this year.'

Pianist carrying his instrument.

'There really IS a Santa!' Santa busts pets eating his milk and cookies

Maestro

Luthier

The Reindeer Strike

Hot food cafe open every day except Christmas Day.

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"We're wasting our time. He gets them free at work."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Amazon wants to open a facility here due to our friendly labor environment."

"I can't tel you what an honor it is to be the keynote speaker at the Supply Chain management Seminar."

Sergey Rahmaninov

SANTA'S ATTORNEY