Sonata Traveller Gifts

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Concert Pianist.

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Tinnitus?"

Remember, it's about the journey, not the destination. But sure, I'll keep an eye out for a rest area.

Welcome Ghost.

Billy strip: comic will make you sick.

Mad For It

Maestro

Sergey Rahmaninov

'Excuse me, Sir. Would you please let go of your streamer?'

Bargeman on a canal boat.

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

NEXT EXIT Food & Drink Cafe...Open 24 hours: 'Hey! Here's the place we saw advertised on the freeway!'

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Jean Sibelius.

The Pope's bags getting carried by an angel.

Sailor offering lady a drink which she will only accept as medicine,

Tourist follows an arrow over a cliff.

The Moonlight Sonata

School of Music. If you need perseverance to be a musician, what's all this I hear about unfinished symphonies?

"Nobody ever illegally downloaded my recordings of the Beethoven Sonatas, either."

Fritz Kreisler.

Beethoven's 10th

"Tonight I shall be humming Chopin's Sonata..."

Farewell to the travellers

Welcome to Texas...caution: BBQ smoke maybe on roads next 1250 miles.

Harpist

'It's been way easier to keep track of everyone since the Air Miles program.'

'No-one can avoid cuts!'

"It doesn't look too promising."

"The music was so loud I couldn't hear myself talk."

'Did this train start from Euston or Preston? I and my friend Dawkins cannot seem to agree.'

'All day I faced the barren waste without a taste of water... cool... clear...'