Sonata Supporter Mugs

Fritz Kreisler.

Concert Pianist.

'Santa recalled thousands of toys ― he delivered them to kids who're in fact naughty.'

Mrs. Claus has a ladies night out.

"Yeah, I got into trouble, but I think the principal really enjoyed my rendition of 'I Did It My Way.'"

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

Johannes Sebastian Bach

'Dang, again we're going so fast that we caused a disruption in the time-space continuum.'

Filming Christmas

Santa Dog

'Ok you two, where the hell is Dancer?!'

Hot Tub Frosty

Meet Santa's entourage

Pianist carrying his instrument.

Giuseppe Verdi

Maestro

"Who cares what little kids think? What's important is that you believe in yourself."

'Just tell him two quarts of milk and a pint of cream, Will- it doesn't have to be a sonnet.'

Sergey Rahmaninov

"The guy's a natural!"

'First she called my mother, and then she called Santa.'

The Music Lover.

More Arts Council cuts...

"String quartets! Minor rhapsodies! Little symphonies!"

"30 million cookies and thousands of gallons of milk all in one night? Yes, I'd say we've got dietary issues to address."

Santa and reindeer in line with shadows

The Poet.

James Levine

Gluten-free Santa

"Let's see him get out of this sonata."

Santa Enjoys Venison.

'I'm looking for something, like, 364 days a year.'

"All I want for Christmas is a previous little Kitty cat."

'They think I can walk on water.'