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"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Now you can send it."

'I've got an exciting new assignment for you. You're going to share one salary.'

Operation.

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

Trapeze artists commuting

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

'You, me, them...these days we're all someone's intellectual property.'

worrying letters

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

Duh Magazine

"It's time you knew the truth, Ron. Your father was a horse's a**."

Vulture waits outside operating theatre.

Things and Creatures

"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"

'Looks like they're going for the apathetic vote again.'

Sinnerplex.

Man crawls into a hole labeled 'for people'.

'Of course there's no greed, bonuses and profit seeking down here! What did you expect? This is Bankers' Hell!'

"Technically, it's not your time yet, but we were sick of your complaining."

Lover's Leap.

"The bastards!"

Our little mole problem is getting worse.

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

"And in this corner...for the time being..."

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

Fruit & Fiber Optics.

"The following program is intended for mature viewers. So, Ed, you should leave the room now."

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

West or East