Someone Who Sees The Humor In Madness Gifts

Bulltoon: Certifiabull

"You know how it is, one minute I'm selling insurance in South Dakota and the next minute I have a hook for a hand. How about you?"

"Now you can send it."

'I've got an exciting new assignment for you. You're going to share one salary.'

Operation.

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

Trapeze artists commuting

'You're too fussy - the coffee isn't THAT bad!'

"I was going to call you but I remembered I left some empty oxygen canisters on Mt. Everest."

Man in a desert looks up to see a sand timer sprinkling sand below.

"I tied his line around this log, then I tug on it once in awhile. He's gullible, because it's been three hours now."

'We're screwed. Three Flashing Furillos eloped with Tribada Trio!'

worrying letters

'You, me, them...these days we're all someone's intellectual property.'

"He still isn't paper trained, but I got him rug trained."

Duh Magazine

"It's time you knew the truth, Ron. Your father was a horse's a**."

Vulture waits outside operating theatre.

"What's this I hear about large quanities of ice, fish, and small sea creatures being purchased by your department?"

'Looks like they're going for the apathetic vote again.'

Things and Creatures

Man crawls into a hole labeled 'for people'.

'Of course there's no greed, bonuses and profit seeking down here! What did you expect? This is Bankers' Hell!'

"Technically, it's not your time yet, but we were sick of your complaining."

Lover's Leap.

Sinnerplex.

"The bastards!"

Our little mole problem is getting worse.

"And in this corner...for the time being..."

Frog gets the Fly. Ouch

"Keep calm woman - you're making him nervous."

"The following program is intended for mature viewers. So, Ed, you should leave the room now."

Fruit & Fiber Optics.

Rosemary's Baby Turns Twenty-Seven

West or East