Someone Who Passed Away Gifts

'for more obit info, go to...'

'He was a great writer'

"I always spend New Year's surrounded by loved ones."

'Yes, death signifies a cosmic change of address. Alas, your husband's mail will not be forwarded.'

"We laughed. We cried. But mostly we watched TV."

"I know you've been together a long time, but I'm sorry... Your microbiome can't follow you in."

'Your uncle donated his brain to Harvard and, unfortunately, they used it to figure out a way to get the rest of his money.'

Postcards from Heaven...

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

"I feel terrible admitting this, but I'm sort of glad he's dead. One less thing to keep track of."

'Harry! - If you can hear me - what did you do with the remote!?'

'Would you like the ECG tracing of your father's death? It's the least we can do.'

"So, Gilbert was your friend who fought in Vietnam?"

John Ixon: Ran Out of Survival Tips.

'Grief counselling'

"And now, let us view sitcom star Donnie J. Kroft's reading of his will, which was videotaped before a live studio audience."

The passing of a radio/tv personality.

"The family has spent all week crafting a beautiful service of words and pictures - far too sentimental to be of practical use."

"What? Too soon?"

"Sorry, wrong room."

Here lies BoBo the Clown

Cemetery: Communicated with your loved one see Madam Zolta within.

Live Flower/Vase Flower - 'Julia?'

"I haven't changed my facebook status."

Even though we have to keep our distance...

"Damn, I forgot to get her kugel recipe."

"It might be a while, the server just crashed again."

"You know, Mother, they say dead is the new 80."

Bootmaker upset over the death of a long term customer

404 British military deaths in Afghanistan.

"It's just that they usually ask for their ASHES to be scattered!"

"I knew Heaven would be by Chanel."

"It started as an out-of body experience but I forgot the password to get back in."