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'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Ultimately love would find her...

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Supreme Court Crunch

Just married.

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

Desert Island Fishing

Introvert Career Faire.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Not in the mood for human interaction line

Decisions...Decisions.

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

Dancing with your hands up

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

'Pay attention, son. When you grow up to be a man, you'll have to make the same difficult decisions - to upgrade or buy new.'

"Wow. This sucks."

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

"Very classy choice for a guy who's eating solo."

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

'As a decision maker, you've got to work 24 hours a day. It takes 10 minutes to make a decision and 23 hours and 50 minutes to ask yourself if you were right.'

Conscience. An angel and the devil standing on a person's shoulders. With the devil playing dirty, as you'd expect.

"Will you love yourself, comfort yourself, honour yourself and protect yourself, and forsaking all others, be faithful to yourself for as long as you shall live?"

'Just because I'm eating alone doesn't mean you should suggest the 'loser' special. But I'll take it.'

Man with no one to phone on his mobile.