Solo Decider Pillows

'Well, it looks like the 'yea' has it.'

"Behold! As I transform this family size frozen lasagna into a meal for one."

'As I see it, our choices are 'no' and 'hell no'.'

Ultimately love would find her...

'Harrison will make the hard decisions and Dunwoody will rationalize them.'

"I'm going to New Zealand for a walk."

A man with a rake on a desert island

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Just married.

Supreme Court Crunch

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

Robert Frost. "Two roads diverged in a yellow wood..." And that was before they had GPS's!

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

Desert Island Fishing

Introvert Career Faire.

"As a single diner, you will be seated at an awkward table by the restrooms where your lonely presence won't bother other diners."

Not in the mood for human interaction line

Decisions...Decisions.

"It's the only way we know that the meeting's finally over."

Dancing with your hands up

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

"The tea leaves say you should go into insurance, but I say forget the tea leaves and go into whatever makes you happy."

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

Actually, I'm not expecting a date to show up. When I ordered a beer with two straws, I was being sarcastic. And I was being sarcastic when I put them in.

'Pay attention, son. When you grow up to be a man, you'll have to make the same difficult decisions - to upgrade or buy new.'

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

"Very classy choice for a guy who's eating solo."

"Wow. This sucks."

'As a decision maker, you've got to work 24 hours a day. It takes 10 minutes to make a decision and 23 hours and 50 minutes to ask yourself if you were right.'

"Will you love yourself, comfort yourself, honour yourself and protect yourself, and forsaking all others, be faithful to yourself for as long as you shall live?"

Conscience. An angel and the devil standing on a person's shoulders. With the devil playing dirty, as you'd expect.

'Just because I'm eating alone doesn't mean you should suggest the 'loser' special. But I'll take it.'