Solitude Satirical Pillows

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"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Banana Split Personality

Crowded Ice Fishing

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

This man is an island.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Just when you thought you had the beach to yourself.'

Drinking Companions

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'I'm Bored'

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."