Solitude Satirical Pillows

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"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Banana Split Personality

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Crowded Ice Fishing

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

This man is an island.

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'Just when you thought you had the beach to yourself.'

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Drinking Companions

"I'm upstairs right now. On weekends and holidays, I go downstairs."

'I'm Bored'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

'A-1 security from crime ... but can't stand the isolation.'

"If I go to the party alone, will I be able to leave when I want? But then, there's always the possibility that I will get stuck talking to someone. I can't shake the problem is me. What if no one else likes me? I'm the only one being critical... The issue is I'm not enough and it's really so huge." "The over thinker"

"It's lonely here at the top. Thank goodness I've never been a people person."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

"I swear, if you say 'I'm bored' one more time . . . "