Comic Solitude Pillows

Guy on island: 'Stop drawing cartoons about me!'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

Club Antisocial

Overjumpers

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Banana Split Personality

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

This man is an island.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Tourist in the desert

Break Glass in Case of Stress

'Next time you feel like keeping in touch, keep in touch with somebody else.'

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."