Comic Solitude Pillows

Guy on island: 'Stop drawing cartoons about me!'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Overjumpers

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

The only time cats are known to laugh.

Banana Split Personality

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"This is fun. I'm usually kind of a loner."

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"It says here on your resume that one of your qualities is a sense of humor. Care to elaborate?"

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'I think my teacher has a crush on me. She's holding me back for another year.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

This man is an island.

Jim Carrey,

"It's a beautiful day. I should go for a walk. . . Oh, now my neighbors are all out there."

"We'll less than two metres again, don't know where, don't know when..."

'Openly sobbing, or non-openly sobbing?'

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

Break Glass in Case of Stress

Tourist in the desert

"Dear diary...Well at least I'm not having to watch the Oscars."