Solid-state Physicist T-Shirts

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Big Bang Theory.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

Albert Einstein

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'But I digress...'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Apples for sale

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"Is it that bad?"

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

Math Dreams

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'Einsteiners.'

'If you're so smart, why don't you have some Index Funds in your portfolio?'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

'Hey Einstein, how about converting some of your mass into energy and getting this place cleaned up?'

Carbon Dating.

Einstein's T-Shirt reads: My Wife Doesn't Understand Me.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

E=mc2.

The Style of Elements

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

'BANG' and a cosmology institute appears.

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

Scientists are sexy

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."