Solid-state Physicist Pillows

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Big Bang Theory.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

Apples for sale

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

Math Dreams

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

Carbon Dating.

Interdisciplinary studies.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Style of Elements

"An un-observed universe ceases to exist. Yeah right!"

"Nope, I still only have one bar."

"The following program was made possible by fluctuations in the random chaos of the Universe...."

"You have to believe what you're doing will lead to something valuable, even though it probably won't."

"The stars were much more beautiful from Earth."

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'