Experimental Physicist Pillows

The Princess and the Particle

"Bear in mind, George, that even an experimental physicist must at times be reasonable."

"Ya know, 'DUH' can be a very hurtful word."

"Young Frankenstein"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"My older self travels back just to remind me to put the cap back on this pen?"

'Dr.Sall Thompson got so excited over the new spring design she took a quantum leap!'

Big Bang Theory.

"Finally, after years of work, irrefutable proof that I'm a nerd."

"E=MC² Energy=Milk·Coffee²"

"We're bringing the arts and sciences together here by giving crayons to mice."

'Never mind inspiration. I need background material on atomic physics.'

'The creative process works best with a relaxed brain, so I'm letting my mind wander to let a solution drift in.'

"Our light bill is astronomical living next to a black hole."

"You say it all the time, so I climbed every tree to prove it. You were right, money doesn't grow on trees."

Apples for sale

'I pledge allegiance to the atom, and to the periodic table on which it stands, many particles indivisible, with orbitals and electrons for all.'

"You're going to have to submit to peer review eventually, Bradshaw!"

Uncle demonstrating chemical experiments to children

Math Dreams

'So...you THINK you have what it takes to be a scientist...?'

He may have a PH.D in elementary particle physics, but he's having an awful lot of trouble with the application form.

Intelligent people laugh too!

"I'm starting him off with a little rope theory."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

'Mom, Dad! Look what I created in lab today!'

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

Carbon Dating.

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.